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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Need a different reason to eat more fiber? How about microplastics? - The Seattle Times

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

iFixit Says Switch 2 Is Probably Still Drift Prone - WIRED

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

share office space ...

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Anthropic researchers predict a ‘pretty terrible decade’ for humans as AI could wipe out white collar jobs - Fortune

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Am I in the wrong for getting upset with my neighbor who was weed whacking at 9 am on a Saturday? Should I apologize for being rude? I found this was obnoxious and inconsiderate, considering I work very late on weekends.

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the message of Ex Machina?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

‘F1: The Movie’ Premiere in London: Brad Pitt, Naomi Campbell, Tate McRae and More Celebrity Style - WWD

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

NYC summer stargazing seasons kicks off with triangle, meteor showers - Gothamist

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Winners & Losers From The 2025 NCAA Baseball Tournament Regional Round - Baseball America

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Review | In its third season, ‘The Gilded Age’ is as staid and sudsy as ever - The Washington Post

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen getting married on May 31? - Buffalo Rumblings

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

YouTube is hiding an excellent, official high-speed Pac-Man mod in plain sight - Ars Technica